Ketchup Tomatou is their leader—a strong, bold tsundere redhead with a sometimes acidic personality. She’s very popular and is into most of the activities at her school. She worries she is too plain and boring but everyone seems to love her nonetheless.
Mayonnaise Réal is her best friend since childhood—a cheerful foil to Ketchup’s sometimes thoughtless actions. Mayonnaise-kun holds a dark secret that she’s told nobody—she’s secretly Dressing Girl Miracle, the Condom-Mint Panic Plus! girls’ whip-wielding tyrant of an arch enemy.
Mustard Jaune is the group’s odd one out. S/he thinks of herself as quiet and meek, but always seems to wind up everywhere you don’t want her to be and at all the wrong times. S/he desperately wishes that Ketchup-senpai would notice her. S/he often feels under-appreciated by the girls, especially when Ketchup-senpai is around. Probably a trap.
And finally, Relish. That is certainly not her real name but she’s never told anyone what it is, and this becomes an ongoing joke throughout the series. She’s super sweet and very agreeable, but there’s a lot of damage inside; she’s all mixed up and confused, probably from a very traumatic early life. She will almost certainly betray the group at some point.
when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”
This morning, I woke up to #NoUnexpectedPenises floating around in my Twitter feed. It’s not every day you get to say that sentence out loud…
Let’s face it, most of the time, I have the emotional maturity of a ten-year-old. I giggled a little bit, imagining some anime where a blushing schoolgirl lifts her skirt, surprising her sempai with some unexpected penis.
(Shut up I don’t watch futanari…